Scared Sea Monkey! Beached on alien shore.
Bewildered conscript in a Machevelli Space race fuck face war.
Bleached and bloodless.
Numb and gutless.
Terrible and heartless.
Make you thank them for the process.
Lifestyle goosestep infantry.
Congratulations you're now one of these.

Muh-muh-modern be a muh-muh modern modern man.

Scarred Sea Monkey! In a beast gut 6 x 10.
Weeps into toilet. Remembers feeling water rushing over skin.
Dreams of aquarium glass erosion,
endless depths, open ocean.
Prays for comet- crush collapse.
Blow us modern men our funeral taps.
Listen Monkeys! Every operation offers the chance.
Searing brain pain snaps Psychosurgeon anesthetic trance.
Look for other wide-eyed battered babboons.
Clutch trembling comrades tight against you.
Prepare for end times, coming fast.
This modern man world's not long to last.

Lyrics submitted by Dr. Caligari

Ballad of the Clorox Boat People song meanings
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