There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

I've never spoken to her
Not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me, I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's tryin' real hard
But he can't get a girlfriend

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's tryin' real hard
But he can't get a girlfriend

It's about time that I face my fears,
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl
Hey there, Boxman, my name is pretty girl

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this
.. You smell that ? It smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me ?

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants,
Boxman just got a girlfriend

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants,
Boxman just got a girlfriend

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot ?
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime

What's wrong with you, man ? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary ?
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, let's go

I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that I should just walk away
But then I always pour boiling water in thier face

If there's something that I've learned from all this,
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder
But he still has a girlfriend

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder
But he still has a girlfriend

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman has got a girlfriend

Boxman
Boxman
Boxman has got a boyfriend ?!


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    General Commentwhat no comments? me and my friends know the boxman dance for this hehe.

    It's about a box, or box-man if you will finally being accepted in socitly with a girlfriend lol
    Saoirsefluffballon April 08, 2009   Link

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