I was walking in the walmart parking lot with a sad look on my face
when this man stopped me and asked hey son are you doing ok
he was a white headed man with a long beard and a smile you could barely see
i said yes sir I guess Im alright but my girlfriend just left me

he smiled, said lets sit down and talk awhile

Chorus:
He said God made women to do the things that men don't like
and then theres the occasional exception if she turns out to be a dike
women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us
so dont settle on one girl and fall
be like jesus, and love em all

i sat there appalled by the information that I just realized
he seemed like a man thats lived loved and learned time after time
that was the day I stopped and pondered put my life in perspective
and started living life with no thought of a wife like this elder man did

and I never understood why, he would tell me the meaning of life

Chorus:
He said God made women to do the things that makes me shrug
and if your not careful boy, she'll go out and munch on some rug
women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us
so dont settle on one girl and fall
be like jesus, and love em all

the old man stood up and hummed as whe walked away
there was no questioning the truth in what he just had to say
I smiled as I realized my life at changed for the best
more women means more love and damn sure more happiness

and I smiled, I was glad we talked for a while

Chorus:
He said God made women to do the things that makes men sick
like running around with the softball team
and not sucking on my prime rib steak
women dont admit it but deep down they know that they need us
so dont settle on one girl and fall
be like jesus, and love em all




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    General Commentlol awesome song with an awesome meaning! "Dont settle on one girl and fall, be like jesus and love em all!" Just great! A Funny satire take on something that everyone goes through yet classy and heartwarming
    madpickleon April 07, 2008   Link

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