"Starlett Johansson" as written by Quentin Teva Delafon, Dorian Jung-nam Dumont and Michael Boris Szpiner....
I know you’re born in 84
Half Polish, half Danish
You started at 8 on Broadway
You’re a star

You don’t believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what I am you will love it

You whisper at horses' ears
I always found it exciting
I’m scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you

I’ll sell my mum to be lost with you
Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else
I wish I’d been invited
At your party in Disneyland

You don’t believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what I am you will love it

When i noticed for Jared Leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh when i noticed for Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights

You don’t believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous Scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what I am you will love it


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    General CommentThis song is hilarious.
    CherryPixieon March 14, 2008   Link
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    General Commentreally love this song. the teenagers are really striking gold with me.
    MilkForWhaleson May 09, 2008   Link
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    General Commentthis hardcore reminds me of ozma's natalie portman

    now if only someone would write a song about maggie gyllenhaal, the holy triumvirate of all my girl-crushes would be complete!
    two tone beaton July 29, 2008   Link
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    General CommentIn an interview the Teenagers said that they aren't hardcore fans of Johansson, but they just like her like everyone else. So they googled her name and picked out facts they could joke about.

    I love this song. Even though it's sorta inaccurate since she's getting married.
    nighttimingbabyon August 15, 2008   Link
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    General Commentbut that's why it's completely accurate. monogamy is having more than one marriage partner.

    so yeah, it was relative at the time, i don't know if she's still married
    inthenewon February 15, 2011   Link
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    General Commentwait no. i just remembered i'm retarded, polygamy and monogamy are polar opposites

    so.. if she's not married it's relative ;)
    inthenewon February 15, 2011   Link

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