I was peddling sugary drinks to all the little kids for weeks,
Spending late nights at the factory, making fat stacks for my family,
But now my wife's been getting shady.
That trick-ass mark don't call me baby.
I'll sit by the window sill and if she's got another man
The juice will spill!

Thought I had people I could trust like my boy, Captain Crunch.
I know he'd never do me like that
Behind my back!
I found her mouth all cut up, and his hat in the corner.
Yo, homes you don't know what I'm capable of.

Before Kool-aid picked me up,
I ran blocks and sold rock.
G's up, hoes down and I'd have all these snitches stomped.
Then I grew up and got a real job
Peddling drinks to all these little snobs
And if you think that I fell off
Then watch you're mouth before you get popped.

I'll disconnect the Captain's neck,
And make him wish that he was dead.
I'll smash your skull like a crunch-berry punk.

Keep my name out your mouth, son.


Lyrics submitted by drza2000

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    General CommentI also love the cover art on the CD, it's directly related to this song...
    fateworksbothwayson January 17, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHaha, great song.
    The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
    But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
    And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
    And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
    And Captain Crunh is about to get fruit punched.
    Sharksdontsmileon April 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentHaha, great song.
    The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
    But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
    And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
    And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
    And Captain Crunch is about to get fruit punched.
    Sharksdontsmileon April 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentHaha, great song.
    The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
    But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
    And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
    And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
    And Captain Crunch is about to get fruit punched.
    Sharksdontsmileon April 15, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthaha This song seem so nostalgic with the kool-aid and cap'n crunch references, but it's about a situation thats pretty upsetting.

    I love this band!
    fannypackon January 10, 2009   Link
  • 0
    My OpinionI love the name of this song. I especially like the part where he says "I found her mouth all cut up"
    I think pretty much all of this band's lyrics are irreverent, so good luck trying to discern what the hell they mean...
    fateworksbothwayson January 17, 2009   Link
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    My Interpretationto "fateworksbothways" i think the part where he says "i found her mouth all cut up" is a refrence to how captin crunch always ends up cutting the roof of your mouth when u eat it, so that was just another sign that his wife was cheating on him, damn these dudes are genius lol
    vansboi190on March 17, 2009   Link
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    My InterpretationI believe this is song is like a cover up. Like how he is the Kool-Aid man and Kaptain Krunch is fooling around with his wife. Maybe its supposed to be like one them had a girl and a close friend took his girl and now he wants revenge. Look at my name I would know.
    FruitPunchedHomieon December 23, 2010   Link
  • 0
    My InterpretationMaybe I'm looking to into this but I believe it's a metaphor for a drug dealer turning into a bartender and his boss stealing his girl. But it's like a personal friend (the boss) so it hurts a lot more and he's more willing to beat the fuck out of him.
    TroyChaoson January 26, 2012   Link
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    General Commentthis song is the perfect definition of pop punk.
    LicensedToKullon February 15, 2012   Link

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