[i]Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning![/i]

Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win
I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym
I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad
And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad

I like Gauntlet for its thrills and spills
While Hang Tough tests my mental skills, oh yeah
The challengers would always lose
And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah

Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win
I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym
I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad
And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad

I like Skytrack's thrills and spills
While Powerball tests my mental skills, oh yeah
The challengers would always lose
And I'd mock them in post-match interviews, oh yeah

Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win
I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym
I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad
And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad

Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to win
I like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gym
I wanna be a Gladiator really, really bad
And if you will not let me, then I'll be very sad

[i]Tough guys, tough Gladiators, tough games
And after Skytrack, there's no points for our challengers so far
Tough luck![/i]


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