I was alone, and I needed a date;
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time
"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".
Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture", I
Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute

I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it
Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.
While I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.

(violin, cello, and trumpet/cornet solos)

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know
Which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.

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  • +1
    General CommentWho doesn't love a song about necrophilia?
    ChromePiggyon September 13, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOh, come on. Nobody's commented?

    I laugh out loud everytime I hear this song, I think. It's a very self explanatory song, so I'll explain bits a few people didn't get..

    "Rigor Mortis" is reffering to a post-death condition in which body parts stiffen and go hard.. Read the next line, and I'm pretty sure you'll get which body part dear Voltaire is talking about =P.
    Kindest Demonon February 14, 2008   Link
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    General Commenti think people haven't posted because latecomers like you and me have missed the the people who are voltaire fans. some people who have other posts on here haven't logged on since 2003.
    smrts 1080on February 17, 2008   Link
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    General CommentHonestly, I'm kind of missing the point...
    kittieroxsohardon June 26, 2008   Link

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