"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" as written by and Albert/geisel Hague....
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

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"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" as written by Theodor S. Geisel Albert Hague

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    General Commenti love this song.. the pitch of the singer is so right.. evil.. vile.. gruesome.. *laughs maniacally*
    classicsfanon January 04, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song casts spiders and italians in a bad light

    No Wait
    Not Italians but the Gallic
    No Wait
    I mean garlic eaters
    Matt Holckon May 31, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThis is a perfect song for the 1966 TV special "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." It's great.
    kmk_natashaon December 20, 2008   Link

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