Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
Else but you
I wear the pants around here
When I'm finished with your laundry
Because I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"
I'm the man of this house
Until you get home

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here
Right out the window
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
So I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear
'Cause I'm Head-Honcho around here
But it's all in my head

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
That you want it
Because I'm a man who has needs
But they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me
'Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry
I'm the King of my castle
When you're not around

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
Get in trouble
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
To sleep on the couch
Because a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm Top Dog around here
But I've been neutered

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)


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    The meaning is pretty obvious. Although the notion of being "the man" is 1) stupid and 2) hurtful. I realize this song is a joke, but it's a really bad, overplayed, and honestly not all that funny one.

    Also, is this Rodney Carrington for sure? According to much lyrics sites it is, but they could be wrong?

    puffinpokeon January 05, 2008   Link

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