i'm having family problems
(i'm having family problems)
i'm putting them aside
(putting them aside)
TV helps me solve them
(TV helps me solve them)
everything will be alright
(everything will be alright)
and when it starts again
(when it starts again)
it won't matter anyway
(won't matter anyway)
cos we went on the telly
(we went on the telly)
and we were given fame

lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
i'm proud that they are of my same species
life itself is now an STD
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
i'm proud that they are of my same species
life itself is now an STD
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee

he's a terrible dad but this is hardly the answer
(terrible dad but this is hardly the answer)
your girlfriends a man but this is hardly the answer
(girlfriends a man but this is hardly the answer)

audience was clapping
(audience was clapping)
atmosphere was so intense
(atmosphere was so intense)
the host he started chatting
(host he started chatting)
he was making so much sense
(he was making so much sense)
he was oh so very clever
(oh so very clever)
they cheered at everything he said
(everything he said)
i had to remember
(i had to remember)
to get his autograph before i left

lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
i'm glad that they are of my same species
life itself is now an STD
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee
i'm glad that they are of my same species
life itself is now an STD
lets hear it for the talk show guests yipee

he's a terrible dad but this is hardly the answer
(terrible dad but this is hardly the answer)
your girlfriends a man but this is hardly the answer
(girlfriends a man but this is hardly the answer)
who is the dad well this is hardly the answer
(who is the dad well this is hardly the answer)
are you pregnant or fat well this is hardly the answer
(pregnant or fat well this is hardly the answer)

he slept with your nan but this is hardly an answer
_______ im fat well this is hardly an answer


he's a terrible dad but this is hardly an answer
(terrible dad but this is hardly the answer)
your girlfriends a man but this is hardly an answer
(girlfriends a man but this is hardly the answer)
who is the dad well this is hardly an answer
(who is the dad well this is hardly the answer)
are you pregnant or fat well this is hardly an answer
(pregnant or fat well this is hardly the answer)

talk show guests
lets hear it for the talk show guests
lets hear it for the talk show guests
lets hear it for the talk show guests


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