Guess who's back in town?
They're gonna smash your face in and they'll kick you when you're down
Over at the caff Ian Beale starts to frown
Cos the Mitchell brothers are the hardest cockney thugs around

Sittin back watchin Eastenders in the flat
People tryin to tell me that there's something wrong with that
But I do not see what is wrong
Let me try and explain through the medium of song

Guess who's back in town?
2 bald cunts in a range rover
You'd better watch your back
Cos the Mitchells have come to take over

This shit aint nothing like Hollyoaks
Cos we're only watchin it for 2 blokes
Aint nothing worth fucking in sight
If you have a wank you're gonna give yourself a fright
With something rotten like Dot Cotton - or Pat
She's a fuckin lesbian man, she's way too fucking fat
For me or Finnie to like
Grant and Phil told her to get on her fucking bike
When she asked for an autograph, or maybe 3
Those 2 cockney bastards are the best thing on TV
So I don't care what you motherfuckers say
I'm staying in to watch the omnibus on Sunday

Guess who's back in town?
2 bald cunts in a range rover
You'd better watch your back
Cos the Mitchells have come to take over

Guess how long we've been waiting for this?
You couldn't even tempt me out if you offered me a 5-in-a-bed with Girls Aloud minus the ginger
If you don't respect my choice then I raise my middle finger

Just stand still... and look hard
Whatever happened to that fucking big dog called Wellard?
He moved away to Manchester to find himself a bitch
Rebecca Wade gave Grant a punch and now he needs a stitch

Guess who's back in town?
2 bald cunts in a range rover
You'd better watch your back
Cos the Mitchells have come to take over

I couldn't give a fuck if you're off to see the queen
Cos tonight we're gonna get a lesson in how to be mean
We'll never win the quiz cos none of us are bright
I cannot wait to see those fuckers rolling into town like the mob
Ready to start shit with anybody who's a knob to their mother or sis
If you think you're hard enough they're gonna take the piss
With a kick and a punch and a "Who the fuck are you?"
They're gonna fuck you up like Asian bird flu
I'm otherwise engaged cos Eastenders rocks
The only way I'm leaving here is in a fucking box

Guess who's back in town?
2 bald cunts in a range rover
You'd better watch your back
Cos the Mitchells have come to take over



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