She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year

Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer
She's been running low on Christmas cheer
With a bottle in her hand
And with her legs around a man
Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year

And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away

She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year

There's no shopping, just bar-hopping
It's her reason for the season
She's been stalking Santa Claus from the mall
She's got a plan for every man
She wants them all to understand
That she won't stop until she gift wraps them all

Well was there mistletoe?
Hell no!
Blame it on the alcohol
Hit the lights
Let's go!
Now it's time to deck the halls
It's Christmastime
There's magic in the air
But she don't care, no

Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away

She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer

She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year

There's cold outside
But it's warm in the bed
Why go sleigh riding
When I could ride her instead?
I think the egg nog's going to her head for sure
(She can't take a joke)

She'll be on the rooftop
Old Saint Nick
Dirty pictures in the bedroom
Click! Click! click!
No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright
And she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"

'Cause she's a ho
She's a ho

Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby
It's these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season to give
And she's been giving it all away

She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer

She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She's a ho, ho, happy New Year
She's a ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
Again this year


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    General CommentI love this song. Patent Pending is freakin' amazing.

    And if I was either gay, or a girl... oh, the things I would do to them. =X

    I love Joe's rap in this song, it's so epic. I love all the chatter in the background ((which, by the way, it doesn't say "she can't take a joke" at that part, it's "SHE TIPSY, fa sho', fa sho'." lol. Otherwise, good job =D ))

    P.S. Where can I find this girl? I could use some Holiday lovin'! ;-P
    xXTheEgoon December 03, 2007   Link
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    General CommentLol, I absoluetly love this song! It's hilarious and I can't help but crack up no matter how many times I've listened to it!

    Has anybody seen the videoclip?

    Patent Pending are great stuff!
    minimegooseyon January 02, 2008   Link
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    General CommentFUNNIES SONG EVER! I agree Joe's rap makes it! "Turn the headphones up!" haha
    Shiksaon April 23, 2009   Link

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