"Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain" as written by and Michael Melchiondo....
I guess it's somethin' in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But it's early in the mornin'
And I'm feelin' bad again

But if you ever loved me
You'll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while I'll come around

I think I spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

It's a shame when morning hurts
I've seen bad and I've seen worse
It's the nature of my bein'
I took some money from your purse

N'that Frenchman loves to party
And I know he's not to blame
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
I just can't help but feel the shame

I think I spent the dog-food money
But he'll love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain


Lyrics submitted by admiralthrawn_1

"Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain" as written by Aaron Freeman Michael Melchiondo

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Downtown Music Publishing

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    General CommentI think I spent the dog food money
    But he'll love me just the same...

    best line ever!!!!!
    hyperion70on March 03, 2008   Link
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    General Comment"That Frenchman loves to party / And I know he's not to blame"

    This lyric is so evocative for me. It's like he's sitting there suffering with a hangover, and he thinks back to the good time he had last night. I can imagine him smiling at some memory while saying "That Frenchman loves to party", but then he looks up and his girl is NOT amused. Seeing the stinkeye she's giving him, he adds, "and I know he's not to blame."

    Brilliant.
    GTonyon September 17, 2010   Link
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    General CommentHe's asking someone to help him get through a bad hangover.
    bongweed420on August 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about how I feel right at this moment. Hungover as balls.
    billvison September 03, 2009   Link

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