"Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals" as written by and Kevin Barnes....
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Soft and squishy animated mammals
Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
My god, are they cold?

Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Crippled with fear of the sparking wires
On an electrical beach
Plagued by the thought
That a bird cannot smile

Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent?
Put it on your Sears card!

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals


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  • +2
    General Commentthe sears part is like a virus, if you listen to this song, it will attach itself to your brain and eat your soul
    wobo woboon August 07, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI only have one question...

    Why rent, when you can own your own washer and dryer for only 225 each? Put it on your sears card!
    wobo woboon January 29, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI like the "Put it on your Sears card!" part.

    Christmas doesn't really hurt animals. He's kinda joking. He's talking about Christmas being a commercial holiday. Commercial holidays are bad. Hurting animals is also bad. Got it?

    Haha. Animals are "soft and squishy."
    focusophobicon March 29, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhat about the ones you're eating?
    Those guys weren't safe.
    yourtongueinhisteethon October 16, 2009   Link

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