Well I can't get the phone
Leave a message at the tone
I am laying in the shower
With a bottle of Patron
And I probably won't be back to work tomorrow
I've got enough tequila
To kill a moose.
Arrrrrrrrr.


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    General Commentobviously, if we look deep into this, there is a demon - or a moose, if you will- that he must slay in order to 'answer the phone' which is forgotten slang that loosely translates to "work." the fact that he cannot "get to work" obviously leads to the assumption that he is the 'moose' that needs to be killed.
    smcoscison August 30, 2008   Link
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    General Commentand also. he's drunk.
    smcoscison August 30, 2008   Link

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