Halloween was my favorite holiday, but in these last few years
Something so terrible has filled me with fear
It's not the razor in the apple; no, I heard that never happened
No, it's something much worse

It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball

Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative
And a skimpy black dress is not very scary–unless you're Ann Coulter
Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man
I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan

Of women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty
Well, that's not a costume at all
What happened to witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball

Okay, so maybe if you play a dead prostitute from, say, Jack the Ripper days
Or, or maybe a zombie whore from outer space
But that naughty devil outfit in lingerie?
Well, that's... just not good


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