"Cucumber" as written by and Michael Joseph Larkin Alfie Ambrose....
Oh Gosh,
If my skin was a cucmber
I would hide in the vegetable section
I would prance with carrots and butternut squash
I would retell old stories of broth

Oh I'd laugh if my fist
Was a steel spanner
I would wind up all the cars body parts
I would leak petrol out
Set fire to the road
Tickle the valves
Embarrass the clutch
I would laugh

LaLaLa LaLa...

So take all of these sordid dreams
Melt them down (?)
Become a reality

Hold all your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Become a reality-y

I would laugh if my mind was an art kit
Tamper each ...? That goes with it
Take the red out the jack and put a cross on it
Top left corner
??? with it


So take hold of these sordid dreams
Melt me down (?)
Become a reality

Hold your strongest dreams
Burn me down
Make them reality

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    General Comment"flirt with carrots"

    "so take hold of these sordid dreams"

    "melt me down"

    "tamper with each flag and all that goes with it"


    love this song

    it's just so wild
    iAmaVillainon November 21, 2007   Link
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    General CommentWell this song is just great. And it's probably kind of clear what it means - nothing really? Larrikin Love are just insane.
    sedativeon November 24, 2008   Link

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