Chorus:



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink



Verse 1:



I watch her chattin’ to that fella and im thinking they’re never lovers

She’s a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers

He’s lookin smug so he’s startin’ to bug me

This dude is fuckin ugly it’s not cos I’m jealous

Of other fellas when they’re getting into gashes they shouldn’t be

Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn’t be

Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks

The girl don’t even notice when he’s startin’ to grab her tits

20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue

This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin’ proper odd

And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two

Did what all predators-do took his opportunity

He slipped something in her beverage

He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage

Cheated now you got a poor little innocent

Off her fuckin face and she’s thinking she loves him

Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be

I feel like I’m the only one who noticed this anomaly

Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan

Just before its gets sickening,

Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass

But as they pass me he’s grabbin’ her arse cheeks

If it gets nasty I’ll stop the shenanigans

A spanner in his plan look he’s over-milked it



Chorus:



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink





Verse 2:



She’s still

Holdin’ the same drink, she gives him a lame wink

Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -

Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates

Take turns givin’ him a pat on the back

He’s got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do

Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do

I aint a fan of it he don’t deserve her

She’s far too pretty man how did he manage it

Just as I get closer, I look at her finger

It all becomes clear why she’s letting him linger

He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,

And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,

Except in buying jewellery, he’s so uninhibited

He’s really made a fool of me cos now I see what he did

This flash rich bastard is far from plastered

Heís worked a little plan that he’s totally mastered

Sees his target, checks she’s on the market

And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it

I guess that’s pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy

And if you chose wisely some women are easy

When she spots the present say its yours to keep

And for at least one night she’s yours to keep

Just flash a precious stone it’s as simple as that

So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat



Chorus:



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink



Bridge:



Look I really gotta clear my throat

Fellas lookin’ silly when they stand and gloat

You aint getting nuttin’ if you don’t take note

See the opportunity and milk that goat

Look I really gotta clear my throat

Fellas lookin’ silly when they stand and gloat

You aint getting nuttin’ if you don’t take note

See the opportunity and milk that goat



Chorus:



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage

Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her

Get your coat, and if she says to you

No you don’t! Slip summink in her drink



Lyrics submitted by ACaddy

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