I want to party
I want to party
But I got abducted by aliens

So I had to settle for
I had to settle for an alien jump rope party

Alien jump rope party!
Alien jump rope party!
There's tentacles everywhere
But they get down when they party hardy

A lot of crap went down that day
The day I became a man
The head alien of the mothership sat me down on his leg and said
"Son, you need to jump some freaking rope."
So I did
I jumped one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
I got tired
I didn't have the stamina that the rest of the aliens did
I sucked.

Jump rope, jump rope, jump rope
Then anal probe

Jump rope, jump rope, jump rope
Then mosh pit or conga line?

I want to breakdance
I want to breakdance
But I out-partied the aliens


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Alien Jump Rope Party song meanings
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