"Screwing You On the Beach at Night" as written by James M. Franks and Harry Dean....
*Growl*

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.

I know my haiku's are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.

I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache on a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like screwing you on the beach at night.
(2 times)

One milkshake, two straws.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type. Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like screwing you on the beach at night.
(2 times)

Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo)

Release the doves!



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"Screwing You on the Beach at Night" as written by James M. Franks, Harry Dean

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    General Commentthis song is amazing. are they making a new album?
    pensfan311on August 31, 2007   Link
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    General Commentyea its due to release in the "christmas season" i think its going to be a good one.
    jillferon September 04, 2007   Link
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    General Commentdude that thing at the begining makes me fuckin laugh so hard... the song is straight up old school bloodhound gang, i fuckin love it.
    oldskoolpunker23on September 06, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe video for this song is fucking hilarious
    JAStewarton September 13, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAmazing song.
    Cactus Fn Chrison September 26, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is so under-rated. I know a lot of people don't like because it doesn't really have the rock sound that 'Hooray For Boobies' had (or 'Hefty Fine' for that matter). But it still has Jimmy's high standard of lyrics ^_^
    Satyriasison December 30, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThat's awesome song, so melodic, though synth-based. Lyrics are quite funny as usual by Bloodhound Gang, all that pop-punk stuff is described figuratively, with lots of metaphors and references. Generally it just decent song to put yourself in a good mood.
    Trofon October 23, 2008   Link
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    General Comment"I know my haiku's are freaking intense
    but even the words I made up to sound French
    don't express my feelings for your toilet parts."
    Best part of the song, no lie.

    alickssson January 14, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI know this song is supposed to be a funny song, but I still could make babies to it. Am I the only one here?
    HellSeraphon March 13, 2009   Link

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