Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
This used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Brushes ever so gently against some boobs

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
Could have a ponytail this sensitive and
Distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you

I know my haiku's are freaking intense
But even the words I made up to sound french
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts
I would show up for our pottery class
Dressed like a pirate with john water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

Fuckings cool, but jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

One milkshake, two straws

Fuckings cool, but jimmy's the romantic type
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like
Screwing you on the beach at night

Don't I (don't i)
Sound so (sound so)
Sexy (sexy)
Echo (echo

Release the doves!


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Screwing You on the Beach at Night Lyrics as written by James M. Franks Harry Dean

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    this song is amazing. are they making a new album?

    pensfan311on August 31, 2007   Link
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    yea its due to release in the "christmas season" i think its going to be a good one.

    jillferon September 04, 2007   Link
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    dude that thing at the begining makes me fuckin laugh so hard... the song is straight up old school bloodhound gang, i fuckin love it.

    oldskoolpunker23on September 06, 2007   Link
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    The video for this song is fucking hilarious

    JAStewarton September 13, 2007   Link
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    Amazing song.

    Cactus Fn Chrison September 26, 2007   Link
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    I think this song is so under-rated. I know a lot of people don't like because it doesn't really have the rock sound that 'Hooray For Boobies' had (or 'Hefty Fine' for that matter). But it still has Jimmy's high standard of lyrics ^_^

    Satyriasison December 30, 2007   Link
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    That's awesome song, so melodic, though synth-based. Lyrics are quite funny as usual by Bloodhound Gang, all that pop-punk stuff is described figuratively, with lots of metaphors and references. Generally it just decent song to put yourself in a good mood.

    Trofon October 23, 2008   Link
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    "I know my haiku's are freaking intense but even the words I made up to sound French don't express my feelings for your toilet parts." Best part of the song, no lie.

    alickssson January 14, 2009   Link
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    I know this song is supposed to be a funny song, but I still could make babies to it. Am I the only one here?

    HellSeraphon March 14, 2009   Link

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