Well I know a girl from my work
Who likes to smile and play games
Dyed her hair a different color every week
Which makes it hard to remember her name
Within five minutes of meeting her well I felt like I'd been shot
I told her that I would like to be with her forever but you know she blew me off
Well let me tell you that in my 15 years of experience I have learned a lot of things
But one thing that I definitely know for sure is pigs do not have wings
Well I would call her everyday from my house and on my break at work
Then she put me on her call block Well you know that really hurt
Cause I was buying her a pager buying her a cell phone but it wouldn't matter
Cause she'd always leave 'em home
Buying her roses so she can cop an attitude
Running out of money Can't afford my cat food
Trying just to talk to her Picked up by an officer
Damn restraining order has me running out of quarters
Cause I'm calling from a pay phone just to hear a dial tone
Don't think that you told me that your family had a Doberman
Getting in a cop car for going through your garbage
Going through your garbage and all for nothing
Well I guess you may say that I'm a bit obsessive
I prefer to call it love
I don't care what you say she doesn't really hate me
She just won't return my calls
She just won't return my calls
Well I guess you think your trailer sits on golden cinderblocks
I'm not good enough to be your guy
Well if you want I will go on the Jerry Springer Show with you
If you would just give me a try
When you say that you think that I'm a psychopath
Do you mean it in the literal sense?
When you say that you wish that you had never met me
Does this mean we can't be friends?
Well I guess you think your trailer sits on golden cinderblocks
I'm not good enough to be your guy
Well if you want I will go on the Jerry Springer Show with you
If you would just give me a try



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Jerry Girl song meanings
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