I've only had 5 cans
I've got one more in my hand
If I drink it really quick
I'll look like more of a man
I've had fuck all to eat
And now I'm slurring my speach
Try and down me some vodka
But it's like swallowing bleach
I promised myself
That I'd go steady this week
But with the week I've just had
This shit is just what I need
I've been practically saintly
All this work I've done lately
Think it's high time for me to go and get wasted

Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great
Get me another drink
Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered

I've only had 9 cans
And now I can't feel my hands
Getting past the point where I can Comfortably stand up straight
I feel great, but I'm looking a state
And I'm getting the impression
That I've hit on my mate
I'm getting me a reputation
Someone, stop me please
Before I make a scene
I've been practically saintly
All this work I've done lately
Think it's high time for me to go and get wasted

Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great
Get me another drink
Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered

Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great
Get me another drink
Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered

Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great
Get me another drink
Absolutely, utterly, completely fucked
And I can't see a thing
Absolutely wankered


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    General Commentmy favourite song by them :D
    excellent band :)
    silverscreenkissxon September 01, 2008   Link
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    My Opinionmajestic cheesy poppy song, i love you.
    i need to pour myself another drink.
    turnthatshitoffon February 13, 2009   Link
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    General Commentthis song is about getting very very very very drunk :)
    love this verse;

    'I've only had 9 cans
    And now I can't feel my hands
    Getting past the point where I can Comfortably stand up straight
    I feel great, but I'm looking a state
    And I'm getting the impression
    That I've hit on my mate
    I'm getting me a reputation
    Someone, stop me please
    Before I make a scene
    I've been practically saintly
    All this work I've done lately
    Think it's high time for me to go and get wasted'

    we all know we act like tits when we're drunk, but really, if we've been working really hard for ages, we deserve to get wasted and act stupid. at least you don't remember it in the morning :)
    themomentisaiditon April 20, 2009   Link

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