"Everybody's Drunk" as written by and Blaine Cartwright Joseph Scott Luallen....
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk in here

Tonight's the night
We're gonna get plastered
Pissed off
Maybe even get laid, too
Booze on your breath
Always makes girls horny
So come on boys, let's
CHUG A FEW!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk, oh yeah

People pouring
In the front door
Most of them
I've never seen in my life
I hear the sound of
Windows breaking
Who just lit the
Couch on fire?!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight!

And if you're coming here...
Don't forget to have
Yourself a beer!

There's two girls
Throwin' up in the bathroom
A good friend holds your head back
When you puke
Tonight's the night
So grab your whatever
Lift your something
Here's a toast to you!

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!
OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!
OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY...
DRUUUUUNK!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk, hoorah!

Fa la la la laaa la la!
([Scott:] Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have
A good time...assholes.)

([Dan:] Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!)

([Aaron:] Say, I don't feel so good...)
(Get 'I'm a trash can!)
([Aaron:] -urp- There is no trash can!)



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"Everybody's Drunk" as written by Joseph Scott Luallen Blaine Cartwright

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    General Commenti like how it goes nto "we're not gonna take it" in the bridge. Funny. I'm not sure if this song is sarcastic or not. So not my favorite.
    Mindbreaker4228on August 22, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song's amazing, i love the references to Beer, like with 'have yourself a beer' and the 'whoo-hoo-hoo!'s. xD
    NoobMuncher3000on July 03, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI'm pretty sure there's a rape whistle after the "Booze on your breath/Always makes girls horny" lines
    YUNoDieon June 13, 2017   Link

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