"The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" as written by Bret Mckenzie and Jemaine Clement....
Well, looking 'round the room, I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the room
In the whole wide room

And when you're on the street, depending on the street
I'll bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, What is she doing at my mate's place?
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave, ooh, you're a legend Dave

I asked Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure, I said, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says, he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kind of minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go

You're so beautiful, oh, you could be a waitress
You could be an air hostess in the 60's
You're so beautiful, well, you could be a part-time model
And then I seal the deal, I do my move and dance the robots

It's 12:02, just me and you
And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor
I draw you near, let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab

And I can't believe that I'm sharing
A kebab with the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab, oh yeah, yeah

Oh, why don't we leave? Let's go to your house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh, no, I don't mind taking it slow
No, yeah

You're so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Well, you're like one of those girls
I've definitely been talking to in the chat rooms

You're so beautiful
You're so beautiful
Like a tree or some nice ceramics or something
Or like a high-class prostitute, a high-class prostitute
A high-class, high-class

Oh, so beautiful
Well, you could be a part-time model
Well, you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Part-time model

But I can see you at an auto show dancing on a car
Part-time model
Oh, you spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me, next to me
And I suppose the rest of the time doing your normal job

Lyrics submitted by deadsy2307, edited by ThTetrapod

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  • +2
    General Commentlol yeah its "mate's place", and us kiwis call them kebabs, not kabobs.
    delindelon October 11, 2007   Link
  • +2
    My OpinionI love this song so much...one of my favorite FOTC songs. As questionable as the lyrics may be, I think I would actually be kind of flattered if my boyfriend sang this to me, just because it's so silly.
    PsychoticNekoon August 03, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is by far my favorite FOTC song.

    though they're a parody sort of band, this is better songwriting (lyrics, melody, harmony) than most of the "real" bands out there. in my opinion, that is.
    willywillywillyon July 12, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGREAT song! But, it's "Mate's place" not man's place. They're Kiwis.
    shcadeon July 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits not "lets travel through" its " its 12:02
    Fotc999on September 06, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSeriously some quality stuff. The show's wicked funny, and "Cause you're so beautiful...
    Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute"?
    That's amazing!
    awkward/innocenton September 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love how the lyrics are soooo lame and awesomly funny! :D
    S0LIPSISTon March 29, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute XD

    this is one of FOTC funniest songs. ever.
    inkstainedfingerson April 28, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyea mate thats some of the most awsomely wrong lyrics in soo many places. Have you actually seen the show? he asked knowingly.

    "Lets travel through, just me and you.
    As other dudes around you on the dance floor"
    is very wrong,
    "its 12.02 just me and you,
    and seven other dudes around you on the dancefloor"

    kabob. is the incorect engligh translation of the word kebab, so u can either change it or not, dunt matta either way really... i just think it looks retarded spelt kabob. but please correct the 12.02 part and 7 other dudes standing round you
    mcrhinoon June 18, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"gees!! thank you!! a high class prostitute... that's so sweet!! of course i'll date you!!"
    tefon July 05, 2008   Link

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