"Homecoming" as written by Quentin Teva Delafon, Dorian Jung-nam Dumont and Michael Boris Szpiner....
Last week I flew to san diego to see my antie
On day 1 I met her hot step daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day 2 I fucked her and it was wild
She is such a slut

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

ok listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
Who cares
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my god I think I'm in love

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine I do like you
Come to cancun for springbreak
Ill think about it it could be great.

And don't forget he send me a "friend request".

As if.



Lyrics submitted by halfmike

"Homecoming" as written by Tom T. Hall

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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  • +2
    General Commentthis song is actually pretty sad. but they ARE both douchebags...
    brideonfireon July 30, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI have a few corrections.

    Rather than "and i met her step daughter" it's "on day one I met her hot step daughter."

    "I could only notice she was more than fuckable."

    He says "she was holding that silly pom-pom," not "her stick and pom-pom."

    The girl's line in the chorus is actually "It was perfect a dream came true/ Just like a song by Blink-182."

    At the very end, after she says "And don't forget to send me a friend request," he says "As if!"
    dodaon July 29, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentUh, this song is a joke. Like really, some of you are taking it too seriously.
    nowayjosexon February 19, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis song is nothing but making fun of Americans and English -- The SUV/Massive Car, the fact that she's a cheerleader, Cancun for spring break, friend requests.
    She plays the superficial American who still drives an SUV and doesn't give a damn about anything outside of her own immediate life.
    He plays the uncivilized, brutish Englishman that the French have been talking about for 500 years.

    Still a good tune, though.
    dpfunk78on June 20, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!
    AND THE VIDEO ITS GREAAATTT
    tocaeltimbreon July 26, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!
    AND THE VIDEO ITS GREAAATTT
    tocaeltimbreon July 26, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'm sure that it varies between
    "I fucked my American cunt"

    and

    "I fucked my American cousin"

    I really like it.
    secretsquirrelon August 06, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI think this is really enjoyable and funny if you don't take it at all seriously
    They have a song about Scarlett Johansson that is like reading her IMDB page ahaha it's so ridiculous
    adamanteveon October 02, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentermm..."the cutest British accent ever"....isn't he french? he doesn't sound very english to me, then again american cheerleaders ARE dumb...
    wordsandbirdson November 04, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol definately french.
    great song.
    Amee_on January 06, 2008   Link

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