If Toby Keith is such a patriot
why won't he send me money?
I'm a dead broke CMT fan
with a fine looking honey
he won't return my calls
he won't answer my letters
I'll bet he's a hidden commie
who would aid and abet her

I started drinking Coors beer
and stopped saying "adieu"
even drive a Ford truck
that's painted red white and blue
but now the banks' all over me
they don't understand
that I've been waiting on Toby
like a proud American

If Toby Keith is such a patriot
why won't he send me money?
it ain't like he ain't got enough
in this land of plenty

But it's time to face the fact
that check ain't gonna come
wonder how one little Dixie Chick
has got my boy on the run
well it ain't easy kickimg ass
from the back of a touring bus
swimming in babes and whiskey
just like the rest of us

If Toby Keith is such a patriot
why won't he send me money?
it ain't like he ain't got enough
selling milk and honey


Lyrics submitted by azkm

It Toby Keith is Such a Patriot (Why Won't He Send Me Money?) song meanings
Add your thoughts

No Comments

sort form View by:
  • No Comments

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain