"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" as written by Miranda Lambert and Travis Howard....
It took me five bars, saw thirty license plates
I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in, barehanded; she was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile, but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me, but, hey, how's that my fault?
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
I wanna pitch, little bitch

Those pretty girls can play their game
But they damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I started throwing things, and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
'Cause, baby, to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell

Well, those pretty girls - they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Lyrics submitted by catcrazy247

"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" as written by Travis Howard Miranda Lambert

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    General CommentOMG WHY HAS NO1 COMMENTED?! this song is awesome And hilarious! i dont listen to country much but i love this girl!
    C!xloreon August 23, 2007   Link
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    General Commentone comment????? u gosta be kidding me!! i love this song. it is amazing. she is a kickass kinda girl and i love that about her. no guy is ever gonna mess with ther. she might just up and kill him or his new girlfriend! haha.
    daddys_girl24on December 27, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThis song means just what is says...lmao. GREAT song for when you need to vent :)
    mrsgrimmon May 25, 2009   Link
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    General CommentGood song to jam out to. Miranda is making sure the new girlfriend knows what the ex is all about. Not sure if the guy cheated on her in this song but certainly sounds like it.
    texasbaby4735on September 30, 2009   Link
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    General Commenti love the lyrics.
    veronica_roseon August 01, 2010   Link
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    My InterpretationIt's about a woman who can't take the fact that her ex boyfriend got over her before she got over him and decides to take it out on the ex girlfriend. She is the real bitch, not the ex-girlfriend. A rational person would avoid the situation all together. Grow up, Miranda. Just because he wasn't miserable like you were when you broke up doesn't mean you have to take it out on the innocent new girlfriend. She's not the bitch. YOU ARE. Get a grip.
    seeingon May 16, 2014   Link

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