I needed something new and fresh to win my baby back
So I bought that 1959 hearse Cadillac
Mint condition, fully equipped, all shiny and pitch black

She's aroused by the power of the V8
I should've bought this car way back, this is great
Seeing through the eyes of the dead
While my baby gives me... You know

Tic tack toe tags
My heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She want to go for a ride all the time
My girlfriend gets horny in a hearse

She's dressed to thrill, my babe's so hot
And when I pick her up,
She kisses my ride from rear,
Bottom to the top
"Oh boy!" she just keeps going on
Dang, she just won't stop

Bonfire at Camp Crystal Lake
The trip was long but she sure kept me awake
Seeing through the eyes of the dead
While my baby gives me... You know

Tic tack toe tags
My heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She want to go for a ride all the time
My girlfriend gets horny in a hearse

We're out by the cemetery
That's our lovers' lane
That might seem bizarre to some,
But not to this here dame
Bring out the rubber gloves
Honey, ready once again

Shallow graves and ghouls, barbed wire
She'll be cruisin' down route 666 in style
Seeing through the eyes of the dead
While my baby gives me...

Tic tack toe tags
My heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She want to go for a ride all the time
My girlfriend gets horny in a hearse

Come on
One more time, baby

Tic tack toe tags
My heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She wants to go for a ride all the time
My girlfriend gets horny in a hearse

Oh yeah...


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    What a riot. I'm worry that I find this to be a turn on. Something is wrong with me :(

    SweetCheeks2on March 15, 2012   Link

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