Well I couldn’t be a cool guy even if I tried to
Walk the walk but I’d stumble and I’d fall
Said I couldn’t be a cool guy even if I wanted to
Because I have no reputation at all
Taking into consideration
All of the above mentioned
The basic qualities I lack to prove the often stated fact
That I could never be a cool guy

Well I couldn’t get a girlfriend
Even if I tried to
Anatomically I’m a zero out of ten
Said I couldn’t get a girlfriend even if I wanted to
The girls won’t touch me because they don’t know where I’ve been

Noting my rather lengthy history
Of all those girls who never kissed me
These faults support the thesis of the reason
I receive no love I could never get a girl friend

And I couldn’t pass drivers-ed
Dana-nana-nana
And I didn’t know the green light was red
Dana-nana-nana
And sometimes I repeat my self
Dana-nana-nana
And sometimes I repeat my self
Dana-nana-nana
I can’t write with my writing hand
Dana-nana-nana
And I could never start a ska band
WHAT!

Well I couldn’t leave my parents house even if I wanted to
My repugnant job couldn’t carry my own weight
Said I couldn’t leave my parents house even if I tried to
The debts I owe at an unhealthy rate
Looking back on all the state facts now
I’ve pointed out all the exacts how
My life depends on everyone
I’ll always be their closest son
‘cause I could never leave my parents house



Lyrics submitted by tomcat360

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