La la la la la la la la la

There is a girl named Neely
She used to be brunette
One day she got hit
In the head wit a baguette

When she came to
Birds were spinning in the air
Neely said, “Holy shit, y’all!
I wanna change my hair!”

She went to the salon
And discussed what she should do
Neely told the stylist
She wanted something new

The stylist said, “extensions!
a keratin bond?”
But Neely said, “no!
I wanna go blond!”

Neely went blond!
What did she do?!
Neely went blond!
Her brunette days were through
Neely went blond!
Say it isn’t true!
But Neely went blond
Now she looks like Pikachu!
JAY KAY OMIGAW!

Neely be dissin’ on
her dark-haired friends
all that bleachin’
gonna give her split ends!

Oh woe is us
Our brunette is gone!
Doesn’t Neely know
That brunette’s the new blond?

La la la la la la la

Neely went blond!
It makes me blue!
Neely went blond!
Will she lose her IQ?
Neely went blond!
Color-stay shampoo!
Neely went blond!
What else she gonna do?!
Cracka please!

BRUNETTES REPRESENT!:
Joan Crawford, Audrey Hepburn, Sandra Bullock, Liz Hurley
Demi Moore, Ashley Judd, Salma Hayek, Liza Minelli!
Katie Holmes, Selma Blair, Mila Kunis, Jackie O,
Ricki Lake, Joan Jett, Posh Spice, J. Lo!
Courtney Cox, Winona Ryder, Liz Taylor, Sally Fields,
Ally Sheedy, Keanu Reeves, Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields!

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

La la la la la la
(I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)

I dream of Neely with the dark brown hair
And Kianna eatin’ an éclair!
And Derek and Jamie fallin’ down the stair!
And Baby Nick so cute that I crap everywhere!
WORD!

La la la la la la la

Neely went blond!
A new hairdo!
Neely went blond
Little Bunny Foo!
Neely went Blond!
Cows say moo!
Neely went blond
Now she eatin’ fondu!
WUT WUT?!

La la la la la la (I cannot do the smurf, I cannot do the smurf)


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    General Commentis it not obvious that this song is about puppies.
    MirandaLorenon April 08, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentMaybe you should go fuck yourself.
    SteveBunglebushon April 09, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGUYS CHILLAX. CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
    iheartaquaon April 09, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is about Greta Garbo.
    fartfacemageeon April 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentWOW SHE WENT BLONDE!?!?!?
    iheartaquaon April 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI read in an interview with the TR Ladies that this song is about their friend who breeds dolphins at Sea World Orlando. She go one of her arms bitten off by a baby dolphin and the Taxidermists improvised this song to her in the hospital. It was to make her feel hopeful that her arm would grow back. Thats why the themes of hope and fututre happiness are so prelevent.
    Lee!!!on April 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI dyed my hair blue. Do I get a song?

    Also, I CAN do the smurf. So there.
    banana_hammockon April 10, 2007   Link

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