"Big Fat Blonde" as written by and Bob Walkenhorst....
One
One, Two
One, Two, Three, Four!

I want a big fat blonde
To hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing over in the wind

I want a big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)
A big fat blonde

Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!

Me and my big fat blonde
We like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of the wrestling match

With my big fat blonde (Ooh-ee!)
Yes, a big fat blonde

Mama, mama, mama keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde!

Well, I'm talking six foot three
Forty thirty forthy
Amazon bottom shelf
Tall damp and dirty
Talking six foot blonde (uh-huh?)
Ah Ha!

Well me and J D Salinger
Were sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister, I know I need more!

A big fat blonde

Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!

Big fat blondes (Ooh-ee!)
everywhere, big fat blondes

Mama, keep those skinny girls at home
'Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde!


Lyrics submitted by Dogplatter

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