Pimpin lessons

(D-Loc)
Heres a lil word from a pimp to a playa,
Forget the limp you just gotta have flava,
Spit some shit she never heard before,
Become original like a musical score,
Keep your shit firm cause now you tha conductor,
Think how many cats came before you fuked her,
Turn the kitty out and beat that shit up,
Before you catch a bad case of puppy luv,
Its about a dance of how long you can last,
Let her cum first learn to make her laugh,
Now imma charge you double for our next lil session,
Thats why we call these pimpi'n lessons.

Lesson one know your product inside out,
Before you gon' ride gotta try that shit out,
Lesson 2 be sweet you on an innocent roll,
Cause girls are all the same everywhere we go,
They have lil dark secerets hiding in that hole.
But noone rides for free gotta pay a toll,
Lesson 3 i'll save that for the next session,
Remember money up front these are pimpin lessons.

(J-Richter)
And im next up teaching lessons so listen close,
Females like money man they love the dough,
Cause with dough comes nice clothes fancy things,
But a pimp dont use money when he pimpin his game,
See his game consists of spittin sick poetry,
Words to melt a girls heart and tickle they fancy,
Gotta make the girls want it till they cant get enough,
Know when to be nice n when its time to get rough,
You gotta beat it up and i dont mean fists n kicks,
I mean beat it up in bed taken deep on them hits,
They can ride all night and they'll be begging for more,
Thats what the lines for outside my bedroom door.

Lesson 3 its always best to have safe sex,
Even when the pussy smell all but fresh,
Dont wanna come up short on that test,
An you dont wanna leave ne eggs in the nest,
Lesson 4 no need to tell no lies,
Cause she been hearing that from all those other guys,
You learned a lil more now on to lesson 5,
Remember money up front for these pimpen guy lines.

You wanna be a pimp better act like a pimp,
Walk around my house with some old school shit,
Keep my shoes clean and my shirt nice and damper,
Keep my pants fresh and my cap even fresher,
Gotta smell good you know that boogy down boogy,
Got the backyard pimp style wit a jakoozie,
Got the bad girl big tits n nice ass,
Got them soft lips for that dick suking task,
You know she got back you can see it when she walk,
You should see that shit when i hit it in my spa,
Make me feel good yea i love the way she do it,
I love the way she walk wit dat body to prove it,
Pussy always nice liek beer in my kooler,
You aint a pimp mutha fucka you a loser.

Lesson 5 the game starts to get a lil deeper,
Catch a couple fine ones even thinking of keeping her,
Lesson 6 dont confuse ur brain wit your dick,
And go knock up some pshyco chick,
Cause if so that could be all she wrote,
Better pay attention kid an take some notes,
Be sure hide money to pay them bills,
Even if you sitting on a couple mill,
Cause the more you get the more they want,
And one more thing ???