"La Petit Tortillard" as written by Yves Maurice A. Lacomblez, Sylveer Nestor Vanholmen and Francis Jean Deprijck....
J'suis le petit tortillard
Qui se pointe a l'aise, en r'tard
Je me tortille dans toutes les gares
Je fais wooo woooo
Ma loco danse le pogo
Johnny Rotten et ses voyooooous

J'suis le train a tout le monde
La Madonna des sleepings
Le train de mon enfance roule
Sur les rails de mon indifference
Et ne s'arrete qu'a Saint-Lazare
A Pariiiiiis

Jamais j'deraille, voila l'travail
Micheline, t'es con,
Allonge-toi sur les rails
J'envoie personne a la gare
J'suis bien trop bien pour ca
Les vaches ont l'droit d'regard
Gare a la siderodromophobiiiiiie

J'suis le petit tortillard
Qui se pointe a l'aise, en r'tard
En baladant a gauche, a droite
Mon cigare a roulettes
Je tiens, Madame,
a votre disposition
Des coucheeettes (woooo)

J'suis le petit tortillard
Qui se pointe a l'aise, en r'tard
(wooo woooo)



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    General CommentI am the small local train
    Who checks in comfortably late
    I wiggle into all the stations
    I go wooo woooo
    My loco dances the pogo
    Johnny Rotten and his louts

    I am the train with everyone
    The Madonna of the sleeping cars
    The train of my childhood runs
    On the rails of my indifference
    And stops only in Saint-Lazare
    In Pariiiiiis

    I never derail, here's the job
    Micheline, you fool,
    Stretch out on the rails
    I send no one to the station
    I'm much too good for that
    The cows have the right of access
    Siderodromophobia station

    I am the little local train
    Who checks in comfortably late
    While strolling on the left, on the right
    My cigar with casters
    I have, Madam,
    at your disposal
    Couchettes (woooo)

    I am the small local train
    Who checks in comfortably late
    (wooo woooo)
    awakenpunkon February 27, 2007   Link

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