"Peanut Butter" as written by and Martin J. Cooper H.b. Barnum....
But i do want to thank you all for coming tonight.
tonight is all about sharing like i said
whether it, whether it be stories that make laugh
or even stories that make you cry it is so
so very important to share
if you guys take atleast one thing from the show tonight
i do hope it's laughter but
if you take away two things from the show i hope it be laughter
and this simple message god bless you all

please don't put your penis in a jar of peanut butter
unless you're sure that your girlfriend's not at home

you know guys driving here tonight um, a woman cut me off
which uh, it isn't the first time that it happened it's not the last time it's ever going to happen
what was interesting about this time was that after she cut me off she felt the need to give me the finger
which i didn't understand because i was the cut offee not the cut offeryou know? yeah.
so if i could share something to this confused woman it'd
learn how to use your signal you dumb bitch!
and stop spreading all the evil that you're spreading
and i, i'd tell her this aswell
god bless you all

please don't put you penis in a jar of peanut butter
don't fucking do it people i'm telling you
unless you're sure that your girlfriend still at work
and even if you're sure she's still at work
make sure you put the chain on the door
so that your landlord doesn't come in to fix a leaky faucet
find you standing there with your...
penis in a jar of peanut butter

guys please thank you, thank you very much but... hear me out, hear me out
this is
thank you but
please don't ever...
ever use crunchy
thank you everyone
thank you

Lyrics submitted by Mason

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