Twisted Christmas Carols

Get a job you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum

Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not for long

Oh come all ye little foreigners
Come and get them green cards
And learn some damn English
And then how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law would get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to hear her.. bitch

Blue balls
Blue balls
It's dollar night at the titty club
See them dance on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch out
I think she's a guy
I ain't quite sure
But something ain't right
Janet Reno's coming to town

Donny the retard
Had an eight pount water head
He was five foot three
And he said to me
"My name's Donny!"

The first queer Santa Claus
Wore red leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts
That had a hole in the back

I pissed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder jsut gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Right through my wrangler drawers
I pissed, I pissed my wrangler drawers


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