Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance
To burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself this sick in the head
'Cause I know how the words get you (off)

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger, but not any better off
Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits that you couldn't bear to keep
Out of the woods, but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath
Kid's teeth stained red
From a sour bottle, baby girl
With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger, but not any better off
Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you

The best way to make it through
With hearts and wrists in tact
Is to realize two out of three ain't bad, ain't bad

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon)
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you (Honeymoon)


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I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) Lyrics as written by Joseph Mark Trohman Andrew John Hurley

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    OK the lyrics: "The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact Is to realize Two outta three ain’t bad, ain’t bad"

    "two outta three aint bad" refers to the oldie song where the lyrics go something like "honey, I want you and I need you, but i'll never love you. But two outta three aint bad"

    That's that Pete is referring to when he wrote this.

    The only reason I know that is because my dad told me, hah.

    Sweet.

    Aaron

    Paradox_Bandon February 21, 2008   Link

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