Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho
Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo
Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin'
Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and
I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine
Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine
But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift
A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF
And I went.

And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride,
smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride.

Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips
I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich
I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed
This night was no exception and of course he wanted head
I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south
'Cuz I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth
I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why
I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry"
And I went.

And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide,
suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide.



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    General CommentShe couldn't do him proper because some silly substance dried her mouth out.
    I hate when that happens.
    mightyvagueon March 16, 2008   Link
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    General CommentShe couldn't do him proper because some silly substance dried her mouth out.
    I hate when that happens.
    mightyvagueon March 16, 2008   Link
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    General CommentShe DID do him proper. She used astroglide to suck his dick, haha..
    aclockworktomatoon May 20, 2009   Link

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