I like pretzels
so do I
if you don't eat them
you will die

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING

nice and salty
good for me
fuck you dietitian
leave me be

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING

snails cant have pretzels
coz pretzels have salt
but if I was a snail
I would make a cult
of snails who eat pretzels
even if they died
I would eat pretzels even if I fried.

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING


Lyrics submitted by distilledblood

Pretzels song meanings
Add your thoughts

1 Comment

sort form View by:

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain