"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)" as written by Thomas Jacob Black, Kyle Richard Gass and Liam Lynch....
I am complete!
Fuck!

Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.

And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?
To be your little bitch.

Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Dude, we've been through so much shit,
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]

You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fucker!

No!

Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again

No!
Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!


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"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)" as written by Kyle Richard Gass Thomas Jack Black

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  • +2
    General CommentOH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! DAVE GROHL NEEDS TO DO A HEAVY CD RIGHT NOW...he sings/growls the devils parts and they are some of the best vocals ever.
    harper83087on December 20, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThe ending to the album, before the credits and the ending to the film. Love the mix of the metal and Classic Tenacious D rock. Awsome! Best on the Album by far!
    yoah-linon November 23, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits the greatest song in the world wvewr it roks so much AGGGGHHHHHHHH its so awsum
    hey did u guys know that jack blacks real first name is thomas??
    an this song is what tribute is all about an the film roks
    the commanderon November 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentaint it we know ur weekness rockin socks?
    the commanderon November 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOriginal tribute song from the show, rocket sauce is what destroys the demon when Jables is fighting him in a wrestling ring. It's rocket sauce, not rockin socks.

    And since it's so much different then what the whole Tribute story is, and since the whole Tribute song was just a random excuse to a cop in the show, I'm thinking this has nothing to do with Tribute. Just the final showdown with beelzebub.
    QOTSAEnthusiaston November 27, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYeah, it's Thomas J Black.
    I'm not sure if the J stands for Jack or not, but Jack has been his nickname since High School.
    smitty83on November 28, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits hey anti-christa not educationer
    Pat_Vanon November 28, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThanks, it's edited.
    I wasn't sure about that line, and another site told me it was educationer.
    smitty83on November 29, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThat mystery KG line is "Ohhhhh we'll pile-drive you, it's time for a fight now"
    zumpiezon December 01, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentno its actually

    "Well piledrive you, its time for the smackdown."
    meltdown28on December 07, 2006   Link

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