"POD" as written by Thomas Jacob Black and Kyle Richard Gass....
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny



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"Pod" as written by Kyle Richard Gass Thomas Jack Black

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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  • +2
    General CommentIn the past a wizard summoned Satanus ( that's Latin for Satan ) and a great battle ensued. Right when the Demon was to kill the wizard, a blacksmith appeared and chipped the Devils tooth with a horseshoe. Using an ancient incantation ( From Whence You Came, You Shall Remain, Until You Are, Complete Again! ) to seal the demon in hell again. To reward the blacksmith, the wizard took a drag of his hashpipe and crafted the Devils tooth into a pick so that the blacksmith could play the most masterful of melodies on his lute, and thus leave the maiden of his hearts desire moist, and wanting.
    FaithinNothingon April 24, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthe song is played in the end credits of their movie the pick of destiny (pod) and its basicly about whats happening in the movie..
    Jurreon February 22, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentso is the pick of destiny the devils tooth
    M-Opiate-Aon December 19, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYeah, that's what I'm getting too... I don't really get the rest of the lyrics though.
    Wengisteinon December 20, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBut then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow"

    one of the best lines in music history
    harper83087on December 20, 2007   Link
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    General Commentwow faithinnothing.... copying a line from the movie... you're a clever one.
    Tanner999on March 07, 2008   Link

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