"POD" as written by Thomas Jacob Black and Kyle Richard Gass....
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane
It's just the pick of destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were developed in hell
Cock push-ups and the power slide
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick of Destiny

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane
It's just the pick of destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

Cause he who is sleazy
Is easy to please-y
And she who is juicy
Must be loosy-goosey
And he who is groovy
Will be in my movie
so come on

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow"

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know it will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane

Cause he who's a geezer
Must live in my freezer
And she who is starkey
Is full of malarkey
And he who is groovy
Must be in my movie
So come on

'Cause if you're a diva
Then go to Geneva
And if you're a cronie
Then suck on my bone-y
And if you are groovy
Then get in my movie

It's called the Pick of Destiny
The Pick of Destiny


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    General CommentIn the past a wizard summoned Satanus ( that's Latin for Satan ) and a great battle ensued. Right when the Demon was to kill the wizard, a blacksmith appeared and chipped the Devils tooth with a horseshoe. Using an ancient incantation ( From Whence You Came, You Shall Remain, Until You Are, Complete Again! ) to seal the demon in hell again. To reward the blacksmith, the wizard took a drag of his hashpipe and crafted the Devils tooth into a pick so that the blacksmith could play the most masterful of melodies on his lute, and thus leave the maiden of his hearts desire moist, and wanting.
    FaithinNothingon April 24, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthe song is played in the end credits of their movie the pick of destiny (pod) and its basicly about whats happening in the movie..
    Jurreon February 22, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentso is the pick of destiny the devils tooth
    M-Opiate-Aon December 19, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYeah, that's what I'm getting too... I don't really get the rest of the lyrics though.
    Wengisteinon December 20, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBut then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "Ow"

    one of the best lines in music history
    harper83087on December 20, 2007   Link
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    General Commentwow faithinnothing.... copying a line from the movie... you're a clever one.
    Tanner999on March 07, 2008   Link

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