"If I Had a Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh" as written by and Andrew Nielsen....
My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean
To travel back in time had always been my dream
So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween
AD 33 maybe you would see me
Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy
You think that's fresh? Well just you wait.
I battle rap Chaucer in 1388
I tell Lincoln, in 1865, going out to plays alone is somewhat unwise
In 1963, I make JFK's day, I say 'before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet okay?'
In 2001, I make the world all right, I go back to 9/11 and cancel all flights
In my time machine, you couldn't get with me
Because E equals this squared MC

My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E

Hey Albert Einstein! throw your hands in the air. Props on that whole, Theory of Relativity thing.

My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,
My T to the I to the M to the E,
M-A to the C-H-I-N-E


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    General CommentCan't believe no one has commented on this song yet... This is one of my favorite Lars songs: short, sweet, and really clever. By and large I don't like rap or hip-hop, but you just can't argue with a folk guitar rap song about a time machine.

    P.S. I'm going to see him in 1 week! I'm pumped!
    TheTANKon February 25, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthis song is amazing
    its sweet and its the best minute long song ive ever heard
    as for the meaning
    id say its about just making a difference
    its all pretty obvious
    MCLarsIsMyHeroon November 09, 2007   Link

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