"Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind" as written by and Wynn/poythress Varble....
I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind

Lets turn off the TV
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
'Til we both drift off
If we don't make love
That'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin' all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin' this weekend
Not on the lake reelin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Here lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marryin' kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchin' all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was workin' this weekend
Not on the lake reelin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin' to starve
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind


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"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" as written by Donald Poythress Wynn Varble

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Reservoir One Music, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC

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    General CommentThis is the perfect song to tell what men worry and don't worry about. Kellie really out done herself with this song and it's an awesome song.
    Future_Country_Staron March 25, 2008   Link

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