Awwwwwww shit.
Look who got a website.

That's right.

Dot com.
What the fuck.

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker

New York City it's up!

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Staten Island.

Ancient Sumerians
Anna Faris...
Ohhh shit.

Well if I could get around to my rhymes
Then I could destroy galaxies
of alt.country wannabees
With a bottle of whisky
And a wizard and a mime
Until then?
Dot com motherfucker!

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker

New York City!

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Staten Island
Yo!

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Anna Feris ohhhh

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Anna Feris you out of this world
like ancient Sumerians
apparently we came from ancient Sumerians
they came down and gave the world a bunch of technology
because they wanted to clone themselves and that was
and maybe be on the Earth
and get some some stuff that they needed
for their planet
but then they had to split
so they went to another planet
we stayed here
and now we just yell at each other
and have milkshakes
Hi Anna

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker

Awww shit Anna Feris

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You a g-g-g-g-genius

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Kevin Bacon was a cock!

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Well up these streets are digital roads
Goin into your mind like if you think it was your nose
and your nose was sucking coke and drinksin E
Trippin' too hard and gotta be
What was a dezzin Kevin Bacon
Makin Waterworld 3
They ain't even made 2 yet
Yo that was Costner partner

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kevincostner.com what the fuck?

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two thousand and three

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updated by witches

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This website's updated by witches
witches
witches n' me
weird witches
roll about and leap
with their hair on fire
and their nails long
and they're screaming at animals and people
and they're going crazy
and they need to take a break from recording

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker

Aww shit - it's a long record.

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c-c-c-c-c-c-critics

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One and a half stars yeah!

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Aww shit
One and a half stars
3 records sold
my record went balsa wood
in Indio or someplace that I'm not from
you know what I'm saying man?
And then the guy goes "This record is very long and sappy.
Basically he's alternative country but crappy."

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker
Mix masters please report to the dance floor
Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker
Mix masters please report to the dance floor

Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker
Mix masters please report to the dance floor
Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker
Mix masters please report to the dance floor


Lyrics submitted by Noli, edited by stickie pants

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    General Commentawwww shittt! haha, wow. and i believe the words are "Kevin Bacon - WHAT THE FUCK!?!?"
    ShotGunGirlon January 19, 2007   Link
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    General Commentyeah you are right shotgungirl. ryan-adams.com is the most incredible website out there. witches, witches, witches n me.
    bradk4321on February 06, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentit's not anna serris but anna faris. she's an actress. i just saw her in lost in translation.
    angelsflyon February 24, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song slayed me when I first heard it. Hysterical.
    stickie pantson September 01, 2007   Link

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