Oh my God it’s a monster
And it’s called Damian
He’s got a sister called Elise
And she looks like fried rice pudding
Custard
Custard
Custard

Sitting here with my white cup
I’m a banana with a laptop
I don’t know how to make the music stop
But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin

Lee’s about to climax
On top of his VHS
He’s friends with a girl named Sophie
Who looks like a dead Chipolata
Custard
Custard
Custard

Sitting here with my white cup
I’m a banana with a laptop
I don’t know how to make the music stop
But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin

Lee’s pulling out his cock
Something about Britain
And then he’ll put his kit on
If I sell his French Mitten

Lee knows he will Irish something his potato and a yellow bucket too
Damian looks like a baseball and Elise stinks like Shit….
ake mushrooms

Sitting here with my white cup
I’m a banana with a laptop
I don’t know how to make the music stop
But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop
Du du du du salad
Di di di di muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Muffin
Waffle
Muffin



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    I think this song has many deep meanings hidden in there. I think this song could be about war.

    "Oh my God it’s a monster And it’s called Damian He’s got a sister called Elise And she looks like fried rice pudding Custard Custard Custard" I think this is talking about war being the "monster" and the "Custard" is the bloodshed.

    "Sitting here with my white cup I’m a banana with a laptop I don’t know how to make the music stop But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop Du du du du salad Di di di di muffin"

    The "White Cup" is a juxtaposition of the darkness of war. This could suggest prayer or hoping for a miracle. Being a "Banana" could mean being trapped in ones skin. " Don't know how to make the music stop" could be talking about the person not knowing how to make the conflict stop. "But I’m sure that Damian loves a bit of hip-hop,Du du du du salad Di di di di muffin" trying to take thier mind off the things going on.

    "Lee’s about to climax, On top of his VHS He’s friends with a girl named Sophie Who looks like a dead Chipolata Custard Custard Custard" Again talks about the conflict, this verse focuses on alliances. "about to climax" is talking about possiblty a weapon being fired E.g nuclear.

    "Lee’s pulling out his cock Something about Britain And then he’ll put his kit on If I sell his French Mitten" The soldiers are about to pull out their guns, and are talking about Britian. They will free the prisoners if they give intelligence.

    "Lee knows he will Irish something his potato and a yellow bucket too Damian looks like a baseball and Elise stinks like Shit…. ake mushrooms" Ireland mention which suggests enemies of UK.

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