I sued Taco Bell
Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
Cause I called them up
And they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys"R"Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued Petco
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers
Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck..

Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!


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    General Commentwhat is this supposed to be paroding it sounds firmilar but i cant put my finger on it
    bloodstrikeon September 24, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt Rage Against The Machine, multipall songs, I hear Killing in the Name, Bulls on Parade and some more...
    Mockedon September 25, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song makes me thing Al might be growing tired of the comedy genre. I mean, aside from the slightly amusing lyrics, this sounds like a pretty straight headbanger.
    Bonehead XLon October 02, 2006   Link
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    General CommentTo me, this is america in a nutshell :p Cool song
    Jurreon November 05, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHm interesting Bonehead, I agree
    danizzygurlon December 03, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis isn't one of his best but it's a good look at how people want to sue for freaking anything these days.. i still find it pretty darn funny

    hahaha haha! what yall think of that?
    sinnedohon December 21, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWhat song is this a parody of? I know I've heard it and I would recognize it if I heard it, but I can't figure out who the band is or what the song is called. Is it something by Godsmack or Rage Against The Machine? It sounds a little like Rage Against The Machine with the music, but some parts especially in the vocals sound more Godsmack-like.
    devilslittlesisteron January 01, 2007   Link
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    General CommentWhat song is this a parody of? I know I've heard it and I would recognize it if I heard it, but I can't figure out who the band is or what the song is called. Is it something by Godsmack or Rage Against The Machine? It sounds a little like Rage Against The Machine with the music, but some parts especially in the vocals sound more Godsmack-like.
    devilslittlesisteron January 01, 2007   Link
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    General Commenthaha my two favorites are:

    I sue Delta Airlines
    they sold me a ticket New Jersey
    I went there, and it sucked!

    and

    I sue Colorado,
    cuz i think it looks a little too much like Wyoming!
    gramster95on January 21, 2007   Link
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    General CommentIt's not a parody. I know it surprised me a bit at first too, but apparently it's one of his originals.

    The character in this song ought to be institutionalized, who's with me?!
    windless_oneon February 04, 2007   Link

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