"Confessions Part III" as written by and Bryan Michael Paul/dupri Cox....
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why
I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,
But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions


Lyrics submitted by snotface2, edited by supremetaco

"Confessions, Pt. 3" as written by Usher Raymond Jermaine Dupri

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    General CommentParody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher
    snotface2on September 22, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is hilarious!! i luv it!!
    iluvFMon September 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI love the spoken parts. Though I dislike the original genre (R&B and Rap) I still manage to enjoy this song. Wiping boogers on cats specifcally.
    Bonehead XLon October 02, 2006   Link
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    General CommentOMG I love this parody, it is hilarious!! It is funny to hear Weird Al sing R&B.
    danizzygurlon October 07, 2006   Link
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    General Commenthaha so much funnier considering Usher reelie has Confessions Part III now lmao
    XxXireneyXxXon October 23, 2006   Link
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    General CommentBahaha serves Usher right for being black :p
    *disclaimer: not being purposly/directly affensive*
    smooth_annon October 24, 2006   Link
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    General CommentAfter the end [spoken]
    "I'm just gettin started. I'm not even halfway down the list. Hey, hey, where you going? Honey? What? Was it something I said? [door slams]"
    turkoizdogon December 16, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHOCKEY STICK!

    hahahah i love this song weird all is so ridiculous
    sinnedohon December 21, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlol that is so rong on so many acounts but hilarious
    XoTiGeRlIllYoXon February 06, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis should be a single
    qotsa137on February 18, 2007   Link

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