Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)

People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day
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  • +1
    General Commentthe sound effects in the middle just crack me up every time
    thedarkmanon September 28, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI smell a PETA suit coming....
    pikespiceon September 30, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIf anyone's seen the video, there's someone in a PETA shirt stomping on a weasel. If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is.
    asutboneon September 30, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is definately one of the better originals off the new album. Reminds me alot of "Harvey the Wonder Hamster." Do you think Al fans will start practicing Weasal Stomping Day now?
    Bonehead XLon October 02, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis is definately one of the better originals off the new album. Reminds me alot of "Harvey the Wonder Hamster." Do you think Al fans will start practicing Weasal Stomping Day now?
    Bonehead XLon October 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI LOVE THIS SONGG.. ;'[[ But it is sad. I LIKE WEASLES.
    Immaginary Angelon October 10, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI LOVE THIS SONGG.. ;'[[ But it is sad. I LIKE WEASLES.
    Immaginary Angelon October 10, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI LOVE THIS SONGG.. ;'[[ But it is sad. I LIKE WEASLES.
    Immaginary Angelon October 10, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI think the real meaning of this song is revealed in the last verse: "It's tradition, that makes it okay" That makes what might have been an incredibly disturbing song into a quite disturbing but also hilarious satire.
    gormsteron October 11, 2006   Link
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    General CommentAbout time someone wrote a song for my favorite holiday, I mean come on how many christmas and hannukah songs do we need.
    eatlotacheeseon October 11, 2006   Link

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