KATE :
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet!

The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn

KATE:
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
What?
There's always some new site

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
I browse all day and night

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light!

TREKKIE:
For porn!

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn

KATE:
What are you doing?

TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

KATE:
Trekkie...

TREKKIE:
Oh!
Hello, Kate Monster!

KATE:
You are ruining my song!

TREKKIE:
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

KATE:
Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE:
Okey dokey

KATE:
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE:
For porn...oops!

KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE:
For porn...oops, sorry!

KATE:
Right from you own desktop

TREKKIE:
For...

KATE:
You can research, browse, and shop

TREKKIE:
...

KATE:
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
No!

TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!

KATE:
Trekkie!!

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn
to porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
That’s gross! You’re a pervert!

TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

KATE:
No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?

KATE:
What?

TREKKIE:
You have no idea! Ready normal people?

BRIAN:
Ready

GARY:
Ready

PRINCETON:
Ready

TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON:
Sorry, Kate...

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON:
I masturbate!

TREKKIE:
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN
PORN...

KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

ROB:
That’s correct.

KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.

BRIAN:
Sure!

KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.

GARY:
Yes I do!

KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

PRINCETON:
True

TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm?

PRINCETON:
...Yeah...

KATE:
EEEWWWWW!!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
GROSS!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
I HATE PORN!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
I HATE MEN!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE:
I’M LEAVING!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE:
I HATE THE INTERNET!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for...

TREKKIE AND SOME:
Internet is for...

TREKKIE AND ALL:
Internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE:
YEAH!


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  • +1
    General CommentAye, they speak the truth. It reminds me of that scandal with Bell letting people download porn on their cellphones (for money). The Church complained. Sad but true - the internet may be a wonderful, revolutionary invention, but porn is the first thing it's used for. If we could get virtual blow jobs we'd be lining up for that too. And every time it gets better, it gets better - for porn.
    dorian_on May 24, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti first heard this song on youtube. i couldn't stop laughing afterwards.
    Breakingbenjaminfanon November 01, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is a really funny song
    but its true that alot of people use the internet for porn
    sadly
    thecycleon December 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's true... I'm pretty sure that if there was NO porn at all on the interweb...
    my computer time would be a LOT shorter than it is.
    PinkishFishon March 10, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General CommentEvery human that engages in an argument on the internet is an idiot. No exceptions.
    sdz896542on August 01, 2016   Link

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