Do me a favor, would you please
Hang up the receiver on me
Before I, before I talk my vocabulary dry.

[Chorus:]
Cold colas to coexist
Hold sodas in both her fists
I...I'd hoped for a different you.
There's comfort in the clamor of cafés
Solace from the abyss of days
I...I'd hoped for a different you.
Still I trace your gaze
But that's stalker praise, and I lack the turn of phrase

Do me a favor, would you, my Doe
Don't come over later, don't spend two days in a row
I know my pre-calculated charm will soon run low.

[Chorus]

Every morning through Ma's twin rose trellises
Grammar, middle, and Lake High
Barber college, through Ma's twin rose trellises

I'd planned to pick for you a rose; my hell, this is
A plan's as close as I'll ever get; my hell, this is
I haven't yet, I haven't yet, I haven't yet...

[Chorus]

Do me a favor, be rational
Save me the labor of the breakup call
Just assume the worst
When the phone don't ring, dismiss me to the hearse



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    my favorite lines are:

    "there's comfort in the clamor of cafes solace from the abyss of days"

    that line is so soothing to me, because i know exactly how that feels. when you just feel so alone and detached from the world, especially when it's the result of a failing relationship which is emminent in this song, keeping yourself surrounded by people, including in just general public places, can calm you and give you a sense of comfort.

    this has to be the most well-written song that shawn has done to date. it completely exceeds the level of the rest of this album, which is already amazing.

    mfzbmofoon January 03, 2007   Link

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