i'm a dank burner cuz i'm earnin some bank
no one to spend it on because i ain't got a mate
so i put it my system where i procrastinate
playin games of video i'm sure that you can relate
I like hack n slash, fps, my favorite's third person
shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion
mixin up the herbs, weapon upgrades
use the silencer if that shits on fade
reside inside a hazy hobbit hole i never vamanos
my best friends papa john and the noid from domino's
sometimes i skip a shower i smell like a stinky toad
every console you can think on the brink of jericho
i would never buy a gun i would never take a life
but i will snipe you in the eye if i see that you're online
i'm a kinda quite guy cuz i'm always in my mind
i would say give me a try if i ever went outside.

home alone on my throne
everywhere i go i own
i'm a troll packin bowls
yo it's in my chromosomes
it brings out the best in me in very scary ways
i been down with bootin up since sierra games

dining on some deep dish listening to cheap trick
live this life of chronic, life aquatic made me sea sick
on my wii or my three or my three six
cross legged playin bongos like a beatnik
i'm gettin baked with solid snake and ratchet and clank
pot with ocelot cuz he's got the mad dank
we're drinkin suny d cuz the purple stuff's rank
we never step outside sun exposure's unsafe
i'm not a party guy less it's mario party time
i'd rather kill some zombie army guys while playin re5
or the second god of war or the first half life 2
now roll up a blunt with my degree from nyu
i got game thumb the basement's the place to be
president's daughter's been kidnapped and it's up to me
in my pixelated palace there's a policy
if the world hangs in the balance you best call mc


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    General CommentLiek, Omg, no wunz commented? Sorry I had to. But seriously, I think this song is mc chris's definitive song. It basically describes what he's about, and the typical situation of gamer/geek (whatever term you prefer). I think this song is a great way for the mc to connect with fans. Yes, it's funny, yes it's creative, but it also sounds great, and has an amazing message. I love this song.
    Cactus Fn Chrison December 13, 2006   Link
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    General Commentcatchy and nerdy. what else can you expect from mc chris?

    wonderful.
    phobos258on February 24, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI like how two comments label him as a nerd rapper, coming from the album where he says on a skit, "Well, I'm not just a nerd rapper, I rap about all kinds of things. My music kind of transcends boundaries."
    m_D_ton May 29, 2007   Link
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    General CommentYeah, but then again he also labels himself as NERDcore, so....
    AQSheton July 10, 2007   Link
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    General CommentMusic snobs try to prove how superior they are in their knowledge of music or a particular group by pointing out a supposed common misconception with some piece of obscure evidence, but most of the time they are wrong.

    example: m d t.

    no matter what mc chris says, he's a nerd and he raps. and rapping about your favorite video games is nerdy, no matter what anyone says.
    Gammafighteron August 16, 2007   Link
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    General CommentSmoking and playing video games all day... that's the life!!
    ilisajasmineon November 05, 2007   Link
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    General CommentJesus comes back with, "Suuuure you are"


    and dont forget pizza you cant have smoking and video games without delivery pizza.
    Happy Biohazardon November 26, 2007   Link
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    General Comment"Suuure it does" My mistake I humbly apologize
    Happy Biohazardon November 26, 2007   Link
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    General CommentNERDCORE FTW! =]
    ejh31on February 20, 2009   Link

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